The Un-Protocol

Your labs are “normal.”
You feel like crap anyway.
You’re not crazy.

In 12 weeks, calm your nervous system, settle your gut, and feel like yourself again — without another protocol to white-knuckle.

Join The Un-Protocol

It’s 2:47am

You’re wide awake again. Tired, but wired.

You did everything right today. You showed up for work. You showed up for your family. You even stopped at the store so there would be fresh food for a healthy meal. The one person you never showed up for was you.

And now it’s the middle of the night and your mind won’t shut off. Three more hours until the alarm. You’re just lying there in the dark, running the same loop you run every night.

“Why can’t I shut off?”

So you reach for your phone, and at 2am you find yourself Googling the thing you can’t say out loud: “why am I always anxious and tired?” Your doctor already ran the labs. They came back “normal.” So now, on top of feeling like crap, you’re quietly wondering if it’s all in your head.

It isn’t. But the people around you don’t really get it — they’re either fine, or they’re just as tired and stuck as you are. Misery loves company, and nobody’s actually climbing out.

You’re surrounded by people, and you’re completely alone with this.

Here’s what nobody told you

It’s not that you need another protocol. The protocol-chasing is the problem.

I spent over a decade in functional medicine. And I watched the same thing happen, over and over: a woman like you gets handed protocol after protocol. Another supplement. Another elimination diet. Another plan to grind through alone. And when it doesn’t work, she blames herself.

You’ve tried the supplements. You’ve tried the diets. None of it stuck — and it wasn’t because you didn’t try hard enough. It’s because nobody gave you the map.

Here’s what’s actually going on: your nervous system is stuck in overdrive — wired, on edge, never fully resting — and your gut is paying the price. That’s the bloating. The anxiety. The 2am wide-awake. They’re not separate problems. They’re the same one, and it has a name nobody bothered to give you.

You don’t need to white-knuckle one more plan. You need to teach your body how to feel safe again — and you need a guide who finally connects the dots, walking beside you while you do it.

That’s what The Un-Protocol is. The opposite of everything that hasn’t worked.

— Jessica van Wulven

What you’re joining

The Un-Protocol

A 12-week live group for women over 40, doing the calming work together — because a calm nervous system is contagious. Back to basics, and back to who you were.

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Live group sessions

We do the calming work together, in real time, so your body actually learns how to settle instead of staying wired. A calm body is contagious — that’s why we do it in a circle.

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The Un-Protocol lessons

Finally connecting the dots between why you can’t sleep, why you’re anxious, and why your gut’s a mess. Not another protocol. The actual why nobody’s explained to you.

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Messaging support between sessions

So you’re never stuck spiraling alone at 2am. You’ve got a guide in your corner when you need one.

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Simple practices & handouts

Tools you actually use in the messy middle of your real life — not another binder that collects dust on a shelf.

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A circle of women climbing out together

Not the misery-loves-company loop. Women who actually get it and are getting better right alongside you.

This is for you if…

  • You’re tired but wired — exhausted all day, then on edge and wide awake at night.
  • Your doctor said your labs are “normal,” but you feel like crap most of the time.
  • You’re bloated, backed up, or your stomach’s a mess — and you’re done Googling it at 2am.
  • You’ve tried the supplements and the diets, and you’re tired of plans that don’t stick.
  • You’re done with the misery-loves-company loop and ready for a guide who actually gets it.

So you can…

  • Fall asleep without the 2am hamster wheel.
  • Eat a meal without looking pregnant an hour later.
  • Feel calm in your body instead of wired and on edge.
  • Recognize yourself again — the fun, alive version of you.
  • Stop white-knuckling and stop outsourcing your health to people who shrug at your labs.
The investment

You’ve already spent more than this on things that didn’t work.

The supplements. The diets. The doctor visits that ended in a shrug. This isn’t another gamble — it’s the thing that finally connects the dots, with a guide and a circle of women beside you.

$2,997
for the full 12 weeks
or 3 monthly payments of $1,100